The happy one:
Title: Capt. C. Tastes Water
Rating: PG-13 for, um, things implied?
Summary: Clark can taste the difference between the Missouri and the Mississippi. Lewis doesn't believe him.
Notes: Spawned by my faulty memory (explanation in the actual entry). Very absurd. Clark POV.
The other one is a drabble with no title, Lewis POV, about Clark and his wife. It's depressing. It can be found here.
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